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**l00k** · May 17th, 2005, 12:06 AM

if you two have an understanding and realize that you're nothing more than just pen pals with benefits at best, it will work. anything else will crumble apart if the distance apart is expected to last over a period of time.

here's a formula you can go by:

distance apart (in miles) / days apart (since you last saw her in person)

if the number is greater than 1 you're screwed (she's screwing someone else). if it's less than one she's a psycho stalker that wants to use your underwear for tupperware lining. if it's zero then you obviously screwed something up and (or you) are lying. if it equals one you're ok.

that said, and on a more serious note, it can help to be with someone that really wants it to work out. if you are with a woman that is still looking to experiment and not sure what she wants, then why would she tie herself down to a guy that lives far away from her? you might be in trouble from the start if she unsure in the slightest way, is easily influenced by friends or family, or has an old boyfriend she can't get over.

my best advice is -- there are plenty of fish in the sea, so why settle on one you can only sample on vacations?

May 17th, 2005, 12:06 AM	#8 (permalink)
l00k Wang Miles offline Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: What's that coming over the hill? Posts: 1,903 Thanks given: 0 2 thanks in 2 posts Rep Power: 19	<font face="Times New Roman" color="Blue" size=4><b> if you two have an understanding and realize that you're nothing more than just pen pals with benefits at best, it will work. anything else will crumble apart if the distance apart is expected to last over a period of time. here's a formula you can go by: <font face="Courier New" color="Black" size=5>distance apart (in miles) / days apart (since you last saw her in person)</font> <font face="Times New Roman" color="Blue" size=4><b>if the number is greater than 1 you're screwed (she's screwing someone else). if it's less than one she's a psycho stalker that wants to use your underwear for tupperware lining. if it's zero then you obviously screwed something up and (or you) are lying. if it equals one you're ok. that said, and on a more serious note, it can help to be with someone that really wants it to work out. if you are with a woman that is still looking to experiment and not sure what she wants, then why would she tie herself down to a guy that lives far away from her? you might be in trouble from the start if she unsure in the slightest way, is easily influenced by friends or family, or has an old boyfriend she can't get over. my best advice is -- there are plenty of fish in the sea, so why settle on one you can only sample on vacations? __________________ Hate is baggage.