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Old January 29th, 2006, 04:07 PM   #295 (permalink)
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Do it for ma !!!!!

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My pa is in a nursing home and the only thing that has kept him going
this long was the POB's. Half blind he mostly sat there in his wheelchair,
in front of his computer screen day after day, just a staring and drooling.
He couldn't contribute, mostly because the arthiritis, that quickly developed
in both his wrists once he found the POB's. Since this unfortunate decision
to close the POB's I'm glad to report that me and ma have witnessed a
miracle. He doesn't drool as much and his eyesight seems to be coming
back. He wants to go out for walks now, so every day I take him out in
his wheelchair, and we visit the local nudie bar. We are bonding. Ma
though ain't quite so impressed with you EF overseers. You see now
when ma comes to visit pa in the home now, pa has got more on his
mind about ma, than her chocolate chip cookies if you know what I mean?
Ma ain't no spring chicken no more, and doesn't like being chased all over
the home, in fact she would prefer it better if he was still chok'in his.
So please EF admins, please bring back the POB's, not for me
(i like the lounge) or for pa (he's just a jerkoff anyway), but for Ma!!!
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Thanks for listening EF from all us jerkoffs
FUemjerkoff (btw "FU" was ma and pa's idea of a joke)
Ma em-jerkoff (she was an em before she married a jerkoff & I dropped the hyphen)
Pa, aka, willie jerkoff (comes from a long line of jerkoffs, like the ones crying in this thread )