Ahem...
Dear Paris Hilton:
Please do not take the role of mother Theresa, she is a saint and shall live in infamy, you are a slut and shall not, although your fleeting "fame" and daddy's money has cast you in many roles, (you brought me much joy in house of wax when you got whacked btw) you will anger many christians throughout the world and we will be no better than those mohammed cartoons. I still will not stay in your daddy's hotels and have not decided whether your feud with nicole is staged or not... give it up and go back to working the parking lot at the Beverly hilton.
--- Mav
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