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Btw, here's the joke I posted:

Home Depot Scam ..... Guys, please beware!

I understand that this happens at Lowe's, too, so don't desert Home
Depot just yet.

A heads up for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim
of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get
supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your
friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and
instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in
the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you,
while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th and 29th. Also May 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,
26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this
upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.


I think the bottom line to all of this is, if you're stating to someone (especially to someone you've been with for 24 years) that you love them and they are the most important person in your life and then do something that you know will hurt them (especially when they've told you 2-3 times how it affects them) how can you truly claim they really are the most important person to you?