When it comes to the stage time, the judges don't realize what they were missing; as anyone here can attest, seeing you is a very pleasant experience.
Raijin's right: you're definitely #1 here.
And I think wil got it right; congrats on all the work you put in and competing!
Most people wouldn't have the discipline or courage to do something like that, and we're all proud of you.
And if you want more practice getting the timing right when it comes to slapping your bum, I'm sure you'd be able to find some volunteers around here who'd be happy to help.
