How hard was that crash?
Top Ten Ways You Know That Last Crash Was Painful
1. You got a pinchflat in your shorts.
2. Your clavicle now works like a quick-release.
3. You must ask your riding buddy to pre-chew your Energy bar.
4. You're retracing your path down the mountain to reclaim enough material for a skin graft.
5. You wake up not knowing your name, but you do know what Fynbos tastes like.
6. You discover your knee pads were torn off, then you realize you weren't wearing knee pads.
7. You can't find your mini-pump, but your chamois now whistles when you walk.
8. You've accidentally reset your trip computer with your teeth.
9. You start thinking; "A cell phone is actually a handy accessory for a mountain bike."
And the number one reason You Know That Last Crash Was Painful is...
10. You say, "Forget those $90.00 rims. I've just tacoed my Oakleys!!"
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