New Rules of the Forum God.

**emreka** · May 6th, 2005, 06:17 PM

I am Forum God. You're reading my holy verses.

As you know ma little people, i am high and equipped with godly rep powers, so if you ever want me to come down from my high heavens and reply to your humanly posts or want me to grace you with my rep power,

from now on you should refer to my name at least once in your posts. So that youll be accepted to my heavenly heaven.

Corpus limitus fermentus.

**someone** · May 6th, 2005, 06:23 PM

Bow down to forum GOD!!!!!

**thamaster24** · May 6th, 2005, 06:24 PM

Ok emreka is emgod because he is emgod= emreka

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to emreka again.

**candy** · May 6th, 2005, 06:24 PM

yes lord emreka!! please bless me

**bairn** · May 6th, 2005, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emreka

I am Forum God. You're reading my holy verses.

As you know ma little people, i am high and equipped with godly rep powers, so if you ever want me to come down from my high heavens and reply to your humanly posts or want me to grace you with my rep power,

from now on you should refer to my name at least once in your posts. So that youll be accepted to my heavenly heaven.

Corpus limitus fermentus.

**emreka** · May 6th, 2005, 06:29 PM

And Eggbert eats bugs.

**emreka** · May 6th, 2005, 06:34 PM

How come this one big forum god has eight squares. Are you not afraid of my anger.

Now work night and day, to fulfil your duties for forum god. He will keep you all off the topic.

Mantex coma terpilucis

**emreka** · May 6th, 2005, 06:37 PM

From candy to thamaster i gave you all life. How quick you forgot that you were not there even one second ago. I was here before you and after i surely be.

Fear always from whats not coming to you.

Palantei medussa falchasos.

**emreka** · May 6th, 2005, 06:40 PM

How dare? how dare you forgot my name?

**someone** · May 6th, 2005, 06:40 PM

All great and powerful forum god, emreka! We salute you!!

**emreka** · May 6th, 2005, 06:42 PM

candy, thamaster and bairn are the defenders of the holy kingdom. i engraced you with the sword of justice and mercy. Youre the knights of good and the glory.

**emreka** · May 6th, 2005, 06:43 PM

someone is Saint of someones.

**EggbertEatsBugs** · May 6th, 2005, 06:52 PM

Lord Emreka, I humbly offer you a jar of chocolate covered bugs, and beg for your blessing....

**Gman1524** · May 6th, 2005, 07:19 PM

Bow, you peasants, before the EmGod
or you will end up in kitty hell with the GDevilcat1524.

**Unkl** · May 6th, 2005, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gman1524

Bow, you peasants, before the EmGod
or you will end up in kitty hell with the GDevilcat1524.

After seeing Gman's post, it got me thinking about how Em communicates, so with help from several Etymological dictionaries I've cracked Em's magic code.

Using three words:....... yes ................ becos .............. fffffrrrrreeeeeeesssssshhhhhhh

I've come up with the ancient SPELL that these three words represent, which explains why he repeats them so much, oh, foock means exactly what you think, it has no meaning, cept to the ol roo, hahaha.

Anyways, here the spell that those words represent.

Empali, nempu, cemmal, cempu, tempu, emam,
kemam, cenpai, nemi, rembe, padisemu, mannemu,
remmu, kemparai, cempai, semilu, tempu, lagerstroemia,
vempu, tempi, pogostemonspeciousum, temmanti, nempi

What's freaky is that all the words contain the letters "EM" and in modern day English, it translates to, god help you MF's. Beware of the '616' formerly known as the '666'

**EggbertEatsBugs** · May 6th, 2005, 08:38 PM

This is an excellent post, Unkl...and with a little bit of digging, one will find many parallels with that spell, and emreka's posts. Pure genius. Don't think for a minute that we're not noticing your attention to detail. Thanks for keeping us on our toes...and helping to unravel the emreka mystery....