A Beautiful Blonde Chinese Lady

**Adonis** · May 21st, 2005, 12:56 PM

So I planned a trip. I was going from Point A to Point B and then on to Point C. Sounds pretty easy, right? Well I thought so too, but the whole thing got so confusing that I decided to impart some of the knowledge I have learned on others. Here's my feeble attempt.

Ok. There I was, going from Point A to Point B. I started thinking. When I get to Point B, does it then become Point A? If so, what happened to the original Point A? And then when I get to Point C, would it then be Point A and Point A become Point B and Point B become Point C? What about when I was half-way in between the two points? You see? It all get very confusing for little minds.

My theory is that one is always at Point A. There is no Point B. It's nonexistent because at the exact moment one arrives at the so-called "Point B", it becomes Point A.

Suppose you're coming to visit (for some strange reason). You'd be going from Point A to Point B, right? Wrong. You'd be going from Point A to Point A. Or, more specifically, you'd be bring your Point A to my Point A. However, since matter cannot occupy the same place simultaneously, the best you would be able to do is bring your Point A near my Point A.

With all this in mind, answer the following question: A man is traveling from Point A to Point B at a rate of 50 MPH. Another man leaves from Point B at the exact same time the other man leaves, and travels toward Point A at at rate of 40MPH. If the two points are 370 miles apart, how much time will expire before they passed? The correct answer would be, of course, that Point A is relative to one's location, and so they'd only pass each other if they were traveling in the Jimbo!zone layer. And if they were traveling in the Jimbo!zone layer there would be several other variables and unknowns to figure in, and really, the whole thing becomes impossible to figure out.

Another theory states that if one is traveling with a beautiful blonde Chinese lady, that one could be anywhere one wanted to be and no one would argue with them. This theory has never been tested though.

**griffo2** · May 21st, 2005, 03:17 PM

That must explain why i allways get lost, as i allways end up at point Z never ever going through point B..........or C for that matter.

**Gman1524** · May 21st, 2005, 03:31 PM

By golly, it all makes sense.

But then again, I'm a cat. Cats are always at point A.

**wolfman_48442** · May 21st, 2005, 03:56 PM

Heh. I saw the title and thought 'Oh my God, hells frozen over. Adonis posted nudie pics.'

Quote:

Suppose you're coming to visit (for some strange reason). You'd be going from Point A to Point B, right? Wrong. You'd be going from Point A to Point A. Or, more specifically, you'd be bring your Point A to my Point A. However, since matter cannot occupy the same place simultaneously, the best you would be able to do is bring your Point A near my Point A.

If you want to get all picky, points are dimentionless, so have no volume, so the matter argument is rendered moot.

I agree with the matter of perspective argument. Either you are moving from place to place on the earth, or you remain stationary, and the earth moves under (or over if you're Aussie

) you. They are both equally valid.

I do hope you were not thinking about this while driving from point A to point A (or sitting in your stationary car while point A left, and point A was coming toward you). That's how accidents happen.

Can't comment on the blond chinese woman, best I ever did was chinese woman with purple eyes, and at that point I didn't care where the hell I was, it was all good.

**fishgut** · May 21st, 2005, 05:07 PM

Man! I thought I had too much time to think. If you can't handle point a to point b ,people invented town names , so catch up with modern technology... We even have place names downunder so we don't get lost, only geographically embarrassed now and again. But if you wre trying to find a place like pallamallawa ...or, goonoo goonoo..or yarrawonga...or woollongong....or woolloomoolloo....or pooncarrie....or goondiwindi....or upper buckabandini....or missabotti....or mt yarrahappini. you would get geo embarrassed too.

**xstyle** · May 21st, 2005, 06:24 PM

Fishgut. Don't forget about bumblefuckedegypt. Which is just east of Sweetjesus!!

**1LegUp** · May 21st, 2005, 07:18 PM

I know it's not nice to point.

**5829** · May 21st, 2005, 09:33 PM

Is that something like there is never a tomorrow because it is always a day away and by time it gets here it is no longer tomorrow but today?

However, I agree with you about the Chinese lady. If I get a chance to test it out I will let you know.

**Bambino3** · May 21st, 2005, 09:48 PM

Confucious say:

Huh?

**emreka** · May 22nd, 2005, 11:29 PM

Amanda Swisten

**busching** · May 23rd, 2005, 10:22 AM

Hey, Adonis - it reminds me of Shakespeares Hamlet.. he had this tricky question that made generations of people wonder what the hell he meant..
" To B or not to B, thats the bloody question,eh ?"

**Thanatos** · May 23rd, 2005, 10:35 AM

I've been to point A a few times....Not a bad place
I have been to Points B-Z and back again, never once got lost...
'cause I was Leading the Way....LOL
-Of course I did stop at a few FARP's during the trip & you don't
want to miss those.
I didn't really care for point L.....
But I did stop & eat at the Y.... My favorite place to eat....LOL

**griffo2** · May 23rd, 2005, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by busching

Hey, Adonis - it reminds me of Shakespeares Hamlet.. he had this tricky question that made generations of people wonder what the hell he meant..
" To B or not to B, thats the bloody question,eh ?"

HAHAAA...ROFL...HAAHAHHAAAA

And what about G..not a bad spot.

**SpecialAgent** · May 24th, 2005, 07:55 AM

Nice touch...the Steven Wright comment about the blonde chinese lady....

the guy is a classic comedian.I use his quotes all the time.
bravo zulu
~SA

**SpecialAgent** · May 24th, 2005, 07:59 AM

oh.....and for you non military types.... the term 'bravo zulu' in military jargon (esp. the US Navy) is this:
Where does the term
"Bravo Zulu" originate?
The term originates from the Allied Signals Book (ATP 1), which in the aggregate is for official use only. Signals are sent as letters and/or numbers, which have meanings by themselves sometimes or in certain combinations. A single table in ATP 1 is called "governing groups," that is, the entire signal that follows the governing group is to be performed according to the "governor." The letter "B" indicates this table, and the second letter (A through Z) gives more specific information. For example, "BA" might mean "You have permission to . . . (do whatever the rest of the flashing light, flag hoist or radio transmission says) "BZ" happens to be the last item in the governing groups table. It means "well done".

**Thanatos** · May 24th, 2005, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gman1524

By golly, it all makes sense.

But then again, I'm a cat. Cats are always at point A.

Is that Rube CATberg or CAT Goldberg?