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December 12th, 2005, 07:40 AM
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Who's Scared Of Santa?
link: Scared of Santa photo gallery
Nothing says Happy Holidays like a photo of sweet little toddlers screaming at Santa.
This guy is crying as much as kids are ..... but this one is just loving it
 
BTW, I think those Coca-cola style dressed drunkards are mean, too
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December 12th, 2005, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Axle Cat
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Originally Posted by Santa's "favourite" Elf
ME!
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December 12th, 2005, 08:38 AM
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another picture from the set posted by greg
have nudes??  .. satan santa  .. ^^ btw. this is what you get if you give too much
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December 12th, 2005, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Pikran
another picture from the set posted by greg
have nudes?? .. satan santa .. ^^ btw. this is what you get if you give too much |
Last year him and I shared a cell. Luckily he couldn't get his hat up.
For a while I was scared. 
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December 12th, 2005, 09:52 AM
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Childrens Aid.
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December 12th, 2005, 10:38 AM
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December 12th, 2005, 12:47 PM
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December 12th, 2005, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by axel01
Who's scared of Santa?
BTW, I think those Coca-cola style dressed drunkards are mean, too
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Probably peeps who don't like these guys  ......I hate clowns......... 
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December 12th, 2005, 03:42 PM
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Children Banned from Sitting in Santa's Lap In Switzerland
11/21/2005
Children in Switzerland have been asked not to sit in Santa's lap this year over concerns
about pedophilia. Phone calls from concerned parents prompted the country's
Society of St Nicholases to tell there members not to sit their kids on Santa's lap.
In Switzerland it is customary for men to dress like "Samiklaus" and put the child
on their knee and ask if they have been good or bad during the year.
The society said it has taken steps to protect 100 St Nicholases on its books
stating that they want to counteract people accusing any of its members of
pedophilia. They said that they regreted having to take this measure but parents
have become very aware of child abuse.
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December 12th, 2005, 11:55 PM
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The best scary Santa that I can think of is from the movie "The Christmas Story"
For those of you who don't here is the 30 second version
http://www.starz.com/features/christmasstory/
Or you can go to the Jean Shepherd website Flick Lives
http://acs.flicklives.com/
Here is Ralphie's experience with Santa
The biggest nightmare of all is Ralphie's trip to the department store to see the head honcho, Santa Claus. Ralphie had realized that Santa was his last defense against unending list of BB Gun detractors. This dimestore Santa is deranged and demented though. He terrifies the kids with his twisted "Ho! Ho! Ho!" bellow. His elves are probably worse. Santa at least consolidates his comments and complaints like "If Higbee thinks I'm working one minute past 9:00 he can kiss my foot" to the time between kids. The elves get in the kids face even more obnoxiously than he does, growling speed prods while they drag, tug, yank, and push them to ensure as much time as humanly possible is saved. As shown by the 360-degree point of view shot, the whole experience disorients Ralph. He's so confused that for the only seconds in the movie, he forgets his goal of getting the BB Gun and unknowingly agrees to Santa's suggestion of a football while thinking "Football? Football? What's a football?" Half way down the slide he wakes up, regaining his voice to scream "no!" as he stops himself with his foot. He desperately pulls himself back up to the top, blurts out all the specs of the BB Gun, and gives Santa his best phony give me the highest possible score figure skating smile. Santa replies, "You'll shoot your eye out, kid" and puts his big boot to Ralph's face, pushing him down the slide so he can move on to the next brat.
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December 13th, 2005, 02:31 AM
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To improve a ruined Santa's public image, I have to post this:
link: Tom Browning Santa's gallery
He's just an ordinary man, like you and me:
 
 
What a hunk, huh?
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December 13th, 2005, 02:51 AM
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December 13th, 2005, 02:55 AM
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Can't blame these kids, this Santa looks too much like my father - in - law, I'd also be scared...
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December 13th, 2005, 06:32 AM
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Last edited by greg777; December 13th, 2005 at 06:44 AM.
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December 13th, 2005, 08:49 AM
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You're getting it all wrong. Look what is planned for him...
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December 15th, 2005, 01:07 AM
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w/ above pix... ME!
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December 17th, 2005, 01:29 AM
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This may give you a shock. Or maybe even nightmares.
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