My Bosses interview

**iba2dat** · February 8th, 2006, 09:03 PM

I recently found transcripts of my bosses interview, it clarified how she got her job.

To protect the privacy of my boss I will refer to her as Phuk-o.

Interviewer: Do you have mental illnesses?

Phuk-O: Why yes I do. I'm Bi-polar and refuse to take medication.

Interviewer: Good, next question. Do you get laid on a regular basis.

Phuk-O: No I don't. Don't get me wrong, I would love to get boned, but I'm a crazy bitch so no one will donate thier package.

Interviewer: Okay. Have you ever been postive?

Phuk-O: No way! The only thing positive about me is the herpes results from last week.

Interviewer: I see. Are you two faced?

Phuk-O: Like I said previously, I'm Bi-polar.

Interviewer: What do you with your free time?

Phuk-O: I refuse to socialize because I have no friends, so I usually read our companies Standard Ops Manuel.

Interviewer: Congratulations you have the job, you will begin ruining your co-workers lives next week.

This is my boss gentlemen.....I beleive its time to retire REAL soon.

**Milo** · February 10th, 2006, 02:14 PM

Damn, iba2dat! I don't envy you...

Luckily, my boss is never around, so I can goof around on EF all day!

Hope you find a better job, or get a better boss!

**PowerHouse** · February 10th, 2006, 02:29 PM

Buy a gun.

**flints41** · February 10th, 2006, 03:58 PM

At least you have a boss that does something. Be grateful.

**mavgrad99** · February 10th, 2006, 11:42 PM

I have a boss who sits on his ass and lets HIS boss pussywhip him around all day, my boss is about as useless as the space he takes up... we just skip the middleman and go straight to the other guy.

**xstyle** · February 11th, 2006, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iba2dat

I recently found transcripts of my bosses interview, it clarified how she got her job.

Friggin hilarious!!!

kamo · February 11th, 2006, 06:16 PM

iba2dat,
Buy your boss a soda put a squirt of visine in it. It will make you smile and your boss will be screaming on the pot.

**mavgrad99** · February 12th, 2006, 02:50 AM

man, that's evil kamo... better yet, make her a valentine's sundae, with chocolate ex lax topping... she will never tell the difference... five minutes later however... I locked out my boss' computer thursday... password protected the s.o.b. we will see what happens. to be continued.

**reallyibelieveu** · February 12th, 2006, 08:45 AM

hmm i think i would have to fire all of you ... lol