EFCS vs THE LAW

**Carlos_Hathcock** · March 3rd, 2006, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by eriknuke

Ok Mave...you have convinced me...im joining the side of the law....and I dont play nice...guns are nada...this is my law enforcement tool of choice

Eriknuke, since when did we allow you to be part of our family?

FOCK YOU.

**Maveaider** · March 3rd, 2006, 04:03 PM

HAHAHAHAHA...

FOCK THE EFCS!!!

Welcome aboard, Nuclear Sheriff!!!

**eriknuke** · March 3rd, 2006, 04:10 PM

Thanks for the recruitment mave...and Carlos tremble w/ fear...lol

**JimmymonFreddy** · March 4th, 2006, 03:40 AM

fook the Poe-Lease, I got a secret wepon of my own!!! check it out

it's been outlawed in 7 states, hehehe!!!

nickd · March 4th, 2006, 07:36 AM

I'd like to see Don Knotts in the Batman suit
Fear and Trembling

**mavgrad99** · March 4th, 2006, 10:49 AM

I'm sorry, all I still hear is "Oink, squeal, soooooeeeeee, oink oink, wee wee wee all the way home" can someone send in the translator cause I have NO idea what these pigs are saying... Is it just me?

**Maveaider** · March 4th, 2006, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mavgrad99

I'm sorry, all I still hear is "Oink, squeal, soooooeeeeee, oink oink, wee wee wee all the way home"

You'll hear it when you need to focker.

**mavgrad99** · March 4th, 2006, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by JimmymonFreddy

fook the Poe-Lease, I got a secret wepon of my own!!! check it out

it's been outlawed in 7 states, hehehe!!!

Say Hello to my LITTLE FRIEND!!!! ociffer Mavis!

**eriknuke** · March 4th, 2006, 03:48 PM

After we get our energy in the morning, the EFPD is gonna bust some serious EFCS behind!!!!!

**irish1416** · March 4th, 2006, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by eriknuke

After we get our energy in the morning, the EFPD is gonna bust some serious EFCS behind!!!!!

Once you get your energy?

Pray spare me such babble. You guys never had much steam in the first place. After all those donuts, your cruisers barely have enough power to drive you to and from Dunkin' Donuts five times a day.

Why is that you think the EFCS is still around? Aside, of course, from the fact that we own you.

However, in aquiesence to charge that you are at least trying, perhaps a little reward from the bong police:

On the note of rewards, I am reminded of a message that I must relay to my dear friend footballteen:

I found your brothers. They, too were full of air, but no longer. Return my lucky charms, or else....

I told you my negotiations would be swift and merciless.

**griffo2** · March 4th, 2006, 04:09 PM

Ok you EF crimos.....LISTEN to this and you might learn sumthin from the OL ROO.

Wait until it loads and turn yo speakers up....

http://www.minibite.com/oldies/jail.htm

**irish1416** · March 4th, 2006, 04:18 PM

Uh Oh, the roo has gotten involved.

The roo has the protection of THE NEGOTIATOR. Any who mess with the roo, be they members of the EFPD or the EFCS, shall endure my ceaseless wrath.

Either that, or they will get a roo-ban

In the end, the roo is more than a match for me.

That said, Mr. Roo, we must always remember that the law and the foundations upon which the law are built are always up for interperation. Such is why I exist to negotiate, and operate in the gray areas of the law. I do as I please, but my eloquence, philisophical nature, and my gentile smile ensure that none of it will stick

**JimmymonFreddy** · March 4th, 2006, 04:20 PM

aww, that's a pretty song Roo-boy!!! btw how long did it take for it to load on you dial-up connection fooker???

here's a song about me click here fookers!!!

**eriknuke** · March 4th, 2006, 04:26 PM

Good stuff roo, and irish sounds like you might be earning a litle respect for the fuzz...at least you live in the gray areas unlike boi and candy who have blantant disregard...thats right candy im comin after you and the goya!!!!

**JimmymonFreddy** · March 4th, 2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by irish1416

The roo has the protection of THE NEGOTIATOR. Any who mess with the roo, be they members of the EFPD or the EFCS, shall endure my ceaseless wrath.

wacha gonna do to me irish?? you don't look that tuff

you're kinda small

and wtf!! are you doing with the Gcat here??? huh irish!!!

**mckay** · March 4th, 2006, 04:46 PM

This is the funnest shite I have read in a long time!!!

**irish1416** · March 4th, 2006, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmymonFreddy

wacha gonna do to me irish?? you don't look that tuff

you're kinda small

and wtf!! are you doing with the Gcat here??? huh irish!!!

Relax, Mister Enforcer. I shall not give up my brothers in the EFCS.

I will, however, do that which I deem necessary to prevent the innocent from being victimized by our actions

And besides, it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it

**JimmymonFreddy** · March 5th, 2006, 05:26 PM

woot the fook??? I think the law gave up!!!

**greg777** · March 5th, 2006, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmymonFreddy

woot the fook??? I think the law gave up!!!

I have been given a new instructions, Jimmy consider yourself a target.

**mavgrad99** · March 6th, 2006, 03:37 AM

There's a reason you haven't seen much of the EFPD bacon... Iba, Joker, JSD, JMF, Irish and I have been doing a little work on the boys in blue.

Here's whats left of little Greggy's squad car

that's until I came back home the other night and found the welcoming committee outside my front door

which made me mad because I didnt know the EFPD knew where I was hiding out, so I had to take care of drebin and his boys too

I was having fun up until this point, until I decided to head over to doughy's... they were waiting for me there too

after a high speed chase, I took care of business again

seems all that traffic training really didnt pay off for the EFPD, they decided to chase me another way

a couple close calls but I got away. C ya suckers!