PRESS RELEASE!!! FRIDAY, AUGUST 11th, 2006!!!!

[irish1416]

*BREAKING NEWS-FRIDAY, AUGUST 11th, 2006*

Good people of EF-

Great News!!!!!

Mr. Squirrel's offensive against the infamous Chairman Meow has at last succeeded with the help of his chipmunk brethren, and, of course, the white rilla.

Yes, Mr. Squirrel is now a hero. He has braved the deadly regime of Chairman Meow in the name of promoting freedom, cashews, and the right to hopelesssly pursue beautiful women for all.

Victory is at last in the hands of Mr. Squirrel.

Though it was no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise. Twas a challenge before the whole EF, and Mr. Squirrel was not about to lose. It was a long, tiring, and bloody battle; but at last, Mr. Squirrel has risen to the top of the dirt mound.

No need to thank Mr. Squirrel for his heroics on our behalf. The smiles upon your faces are thanks enough for him.

But let us not forgot those who have suffered at the hands of this terrible conflict:

The mighty Rilla, who suffered a grievous blow at the hands of his enemy. He is currently resting and recovering.

Joe the Ravioli, who, alas, had had the misfortune of being caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. Rest assured his deliciousness provided the troops with the sustenance necessary to take the battle to the heart of catdom. In one form or another, he will always be with us.

Sid the Beaver, who fell victim to friendly poo flingers while leading the first charge of the campaign. As Sid would say: "dammed if you do, dammed if you don't"


Also R.I.P.:

Chip & Dale
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Cheshire Cat
The Rat Pack
Pinky and the Brain
Speedy Gonzales


But take heart, my EF brethren, for peace of mind is now ours.

And as a special gift from Mr. Squirrel:



Live well, EF brethren!

*END PRESS RELEASE*

In all seriousness, though, where the hell is that cat? Not to mention the Rilla?

[lukebeulah]

You funkin squirrel.... what 'chu smokin???













Can I have some

Please see thread... Gman we miss you...

[D-boi]

No, This really was a vicious war. The News channels dropped the coverage because it was too graphic. Especially when that Squirrel hospital was hit with Laser Guided Catnip Bombs, that was so sad. Im glad its finally over.

[D-boi]

Crazed Squirrle war veteran

http://www.kirotv.com/news/9667438/detail.html

[cracken]

So, the battle is over. The mighty squirrel has slain the ferocious feline!







Now he can return to his family....







And his favorite pastime.

[D-boi]

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=B0...eo_viralvideos
There Can be peace between the two

[irish1416]

Originally Posted by D-boi

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=B0...eo_viralvideos
There Can be peace between the two

We shall have peace.

After all, the cat isn't even around to defend himself. In a way, I almost feel bad.

Almost.

At the moment, the cat is too bust hopping around like a hurried little bunny:



I guess defeat had a pretty big impact on him.

PS- Sorry, Gman. Greggy's devil made me do it.

[Darren0901]

The war will never be over

[irish1416]

No rest for the wicked, it would seem.

A new frog has arisen to challenge the supremecy of the squirrel.

Negotiations shall now commence.