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March 29th, 2006, 06:11 PM
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Worth a look...or two
www.chucknorrisfacts.com
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
and many more...
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March 29th, 2006, 07:30 PM
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Seizure Mode Activated
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He is truly a god among men.
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March 29th, 2006, 07:48 PM
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Nobody fucks with Chuck
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March 30th, 2006, 05:55 AM
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KILLER!!! HAR HAR HAR!
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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March 30th, 2006, 05:50 PM
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EFPD SWAT Stallion
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omg...we doing this? lets go
-CHuck Norris' tears cure cancer...too bad he never cries...NEVER
-Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed
-The Boogeyman checks his closet every nite before bed to make sure that Chuck Norris isnt there
Achilles is known as the greatest warrior of all time, but he was killed by his weaknes,the Achilles tendon....there is no Chuck Norris tendon
Ha keep em comin I love these facts
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March 30th, 2006, 06:19 PM
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BOSOX...BOSOX...BOSOX...
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When Chuch Norris jumps in his pool, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
When they roll the credits for a Chuck Norris film, that is actually just a list of everybody he round-house kicked during filming.
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March 30th, 2006, 11:45 PM
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BOSOX...BOSOX...BOSOX...
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Chuck Norris masturbates to a picture of himself on his computer.
yeh im out...
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March 31st, 2006, 01:09 AM
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CHuck Norris n Mr. T walked into a bar one day, and the car instantaneously exploded, for no place is strong enough to hold that much awesomeness
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March 31st, 2006, 11:35 AM
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Name says it all
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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