Text Messaging, my new favorite break up tool

**Carlos_Hathcock** · May 12th, 2007, 11:38 PM

So I had enough of this girl, she tested every ounce of my patience and I really couldn't meet up with her that day, I was getting a hair cut and then I had to go get a friend out of jail.... imagine that, so this girl keeps messing with me until I had enough, here's the transcript.

early in the morning before I heard about my friend.

me
ok, I got the info for your ID, check it out.

her
pfff this is too stressful, guess Ill have to do it soon if I want to go down there.

me
When you going?

her,
i don't know, I don't know if this stuff would be legit.

me
Your stuff would still be legal, it would just be faster, I still recommend you call them and find out all the small details. You made up with nicole?

her,
stop rushing me, ok? sometimes you can be a pain in the ass

Me
That's fine moni, I'm only trying to help, besides, aren't they closed on weekends?

her
you're being mean, but whatever.

me,
Ok moni. I'm doing all this to help you get started, I'm just concerned about you and you know it, that's all, let me know if you still need help With the apartment. Besito.

her,
U being mean but wtvr.

me,
Moni, I'm not being mean, stop being like that damn it, I'm just trying to help you ok?

her
K. Whatever.

Afternoon time, just heard my friend's in trouble and I'm in the middle of a haircut, remember that I'm already irritated by her.

her,
so I called them and I have to drive down there during the week, they're closed on weekends.

me,
Good for you.

her,

why do you have to be such a dick?

me,
There are much bigger things than you right now. Don't really feel like talking to you right now ok? You think I'm mean, you haven't seen nothing yet.

Her,
K whatever. I never ask u to worry bout me. Pff!

me,
Go beg joey, you two deserve each other, right now dave's in trouble, his welfare is more important than you and anything you represent.

her,
Mira CH primero algo y que te quede MUY! claro tu no tienes ningun derecho d meterte en mi vida pv. Muchos menos con joey k. Yo no me meto en tu vida asi k respeta y mind ur own bussines. Tampoco te he pedido nada ni lo hare y no pretendo ser lo mas importante para ti asi k ubicate. Y dejale tu dramaa otra CUZ I DONT NEED IT! Primero mirate y despues u can start judging people. Oh mayb u just TOO perfect

me,
Oh truth hurts? Stop texting this number.

her,
Pf what true? Ay whatever. Vos sos un guache

me,
Good bye monica. Have a good life.

her,
W HATEVER!

me,
Are you done being a waste of time?

her,
U r such an asshole! Hope i dont get 2 c ur fucking face nomore.

me,
That's my intent.

her,
fuck you!!!

me,
have you slit your wrists yet?

I love me.

**Carlos_Hathcock** · May 13th, 2007, 08:07 AM

Being a dick is so much better

**The_Don** · May 13th, 2007, 08:53 AM

Lol. How old are you exactly?

At the start it seemed as though you were geniunely concerned, trying to help with whatever it was. I dunno if she geniunely thought you were rushing her or if she was just trying to get you off her back about it for some reason.

What language was she talking in? :S

You didn't half wind her up in near the end. What you said at the end was a little harsh though.

TD

**ppsuprise** · May 13th, 2007, 10:18 AM

lol, have you slit your wrists yet!!!!! that was kinda funny. i woulda said the same just for making me use a small phone to text her a full conversation than instead of using, you know....... the phone.

buuuuuut, im just assuming, but im geussing she hispanic and that all the hostility is normal from hispanic females especially my wife. just be glad you didnt have to listen to this in person and you got to discuss it far away while you even got a haircut

**Carlos_Hathcock** · May 13th, 2007, 01:40 PM

I'm 25, she's 23, I wasn't rushing her, I was genuinely concerned about her, because she was going through something very similar to what I went through in my teens, but she decides to throw it in my face, I have no respect for that, also, she was yelling at me in spanish, I could care less about people like that.

CH.

determination2achieve · May 13th, 2007, 06:23 PM

dude, you must have spent a lot of money on sending text messages.

**flints41** · May 13th, 2007, 11:47 PM

You go Carlos. After some of what you have seen this past year... If she knows anything about you she'd have seen it coming. Don't waste another text on her. Block her from the phone.

**PythonPower** · May 14th, 2007, 01:56 AM

heres what you do. call a few days later or if she calls you then make up with her. tell her its all cool. then setup a date with her. tellher its a surprise and we are going somewhere new and different. take her far away and drop her ass off in the middle of nowhere and leave. haha.

**The_Don** · May 14th, 2007, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PythonPower

heres what you do. call a few days later or if she calls you then make up with her. tell her its all cool. then setup a date with her. tellher its a surprise and we are going somewhere new and different. take her far away and drop her ass off in the middle of nowhere and leave. haha.

Lol. Cruel, but i like it.

skulltrooper · May 15th, 2007, 11:36 PM

you do know that by looking like a dick to her...she's probably even more attracted to you now.

But anyways, props to ya CH...don't put up with disrespect.

**PythonPower** · May 16th, 2007, 01:56 AM

next time, study this video and u gotta do this:

http://www.filecabi.net/video/Home_Base.html

**Carnitas** · May 16th, 2007, 02:27 AM

She is probably thinking about you more now that this little episode happened. Send her another text saying its down the road not across the street, that way she can die faster....and awkward statement of the day goes to me.